Monday, April 14, 2008

Heavenly punished

Three friends die and go to heaven. The first guy gets handcuffed to one of the ugliest girls there. ''Why?'' he asks. St. Paul replies, ''You killed a bird with a stone.'' The same happens to the second guy.
The third ugly guy laughs at his friends and says, ''Thank God I didn't do anything like that.''
He gets handcuffed to the prettiest girl in heaven. The other two guys ask, ''Why?'' ''Because she killed a bird with a stone.''

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